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After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to fight crime. And ninjas.
Fear here is a punchline, not a threat. The VelociPastor weaponizes cheap gore and gleeful absurdity to keep you laughing rather than flinching. Expect rubber-suit carnage, ninja chaos, and splatter played entirely for camp. Your pulse rises from delight and disbelief, never dread. This is horror as comedy sport, self-aware down to its claws.
Content: Graphic Violence, Gore, Sexual References, Strong Language
Gregory James Cohan
Doug Jones / The VelociPastor
Alyssa Kempinski
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Daniel Steere
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Fernando Pacheco de Castro
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Aurelio Voltaire
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Yang Jiechang
Wei Chang
Jesse Turits
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Zachary Steere
Dinosaur Suit Performer
Claire Hsu
Chinese Villager
David Sokol
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Nicholas M. Garofolo
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George Schewnzer
Doug's Dad
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